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In South Los Angeles, a four unit residential property was destroyed by a fire. A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire. An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire. Six El Salvadorian MS-13 Gang members, (all ex-cons) lived on the 3rd floor and they too, died. One Republican couple lived on the top floor and survived the horrific… Continue

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."



The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west… Continue

As President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.



The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, Sir."



The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."



The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:… Continue

I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.' Her parents beamed.



'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my… Continue